Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
I’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriends
Cause I feel alone and I need my ex-boyfriend
To be here with me just like my friend or more
Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends
It’s 5 A.m., I can only call my (?) my ex-boyfriend, they’re not too mean but they are too far for it,
Sex. Sex, sex, sex!
So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriend saying
“Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends? I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend? You’ll never employ cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right.”
My ex boyfriends!
No, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap song
So I omitted your name, c’se anyway, you’re big enough to know
It’s all about you, It’s about you (4x)
The name was the number one, start with the T
He said “Hey c’mon, its gonna be so fun”
But he’s the most unfunny person I have ever met
Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet
Until the day he said, until the day he said:
“Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common”
Age, 26
Dumped after 2 months
Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar
He’s such a fucking liar
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)
We were in love!
The name was the number two, start with the K
No, I should start with the C, but with the K you he is the coolest
I was very to leave Paris for him and figure out why in the middle of the concess (?)
But from one day to the other he decided it was over
For no reason, you know?
Just because it’s over!
He was so romantic, sex was so electric
Everything was magic
But he was…just a trick, just a fucking trick
Age, 23
Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)
We were in love!
The name who has the number three start with a M
The winner of the competition
The worse of them...
All the days he watch TV and ~Ducoc~ drink whisky
And scream his jalousy
He was not romantic
Sex was catastrophic
He was an alcoholic
He was just pathetic, just pathetic
There is some that you wanna talk about and some that you don't
There is some that you wanna hear about and some that you don't
Only hear about you guys i wanna hear about you !
'Cause anyway you know that is all about you
It's all about you (X8)
Tell me why are you gone
You're just loosers and i'm alone
Tell me why are you gone
You're just loosers and i'm alone
Again...
