I gotta see somebody about a prob-a-la-lem 
Ive been caught in the fire, 
Of a twice bitten, two-bit liar. 
She never wanted to eat, she never wanted to sleep I couldnt leave her alone 
and I could never get her on my own 
She had eyes like homicide 
A healthy dose of Jekyll and Hyde 
Conections with the other side 
Crazy, yep, certified 
I gotta get a new plan, I gotta turn it around 
Coz this is getting me down, yeah I gotta gotta turn it around 
Come on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies 
I gotta tell you about the time i caught her at home I thought she was alone, 
surprise i got it wrong 
She had a little somebody, didnt ask for his name 
He was, he was, 
tucked into her breast, he was most unpleasantly dressed 
He had shoes you'd rather hide, a pin-head, vest and beady eyes 
A scent like pesticide, 
most undignified 
I gotta say i was shocked but then she tried to explain The strange man in my home, 
was a cousin dropping in from Rome 
Come on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies 
Come on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies 
Feeling a little low? 
Spending too much time at the disco? 
Well maybe, you gotta give a little jazz a go. 
Come on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies 
Come on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies