It's revelation reveals -
Divine comedy and more,
Please welcome your four hosts -
Death, famine, pestilence and war.
You say that we are all Gods' children,
can you please explain -
how any father could inflict
his children so much pain.
I'm sure he finds it funny -
but I fail to see the joke,
I bet he'll piss his breeches
when we all go up in smoke.
Life's one big disaster,
I hear the sound of laughter
Coming from the hereafter,
I find it kind of odd
We're stooges for Jehova,
He loves to knock us over -
So if I die laughing it'll be an act of God!
Thunderbolts were once his style
It's now malignant tumours,
I wonder what he'll think of next
to test my sense of humour?
You said I must accept his will -
That God will spare the weak,
I bet those tears aren't tears of laughter
Running down your cheeck.
when you are stood right there beside me
Egg upon your face,
Your precious soul floats with the dust
Back home in outer space.
Life's one big disaster,
I hear the sound of laughter
Coming from the hereafter,
I find it kind of odd
We're stooges for Jehova,
He loves to knock us over -
So if I die laughing it'll be an act of God!
