2009
So Death Magnetic was released
And no one knew if Mike was pleased
Because he kept his profile low
So we all sent to Mike a link 
And asked him WATCHA-WATCHA MOTHERFUCKIN THINK?
But what he thought we’ll never know 
COZ MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!
MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!
Lead "Saint Hangover" by Rotten
So now Lulu is on its way
It makes you cringe & run away 
Lou Reed sounds like a fuckin joke 
So we all sent to Mike a link 
And asked him WATCHA-WATCHA MOTHERFUCKIN THINK?
But what he thought we’ll never know 
COZ MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!
MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!
If Mike’d never loved metallica 
Life woulda been so easy 
Nobody would care what they put out 
If Mike’d never loved metallica 
Life woulda been so easy
We all would say IT’S CRAP, we’d say it LOUD!
NO FUCKIN DOUBT!