Текст песни Гарри Польский и MAD SHOW BOYS - Я не ходил на карате

I did not go to karate
(music and lyrics: Harry Polish)
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Ouch! Oh!
Dreaming sometimes
I am the ninth grade ...
I get into the eye
Heel!
Here you kapets
If you're a chick
Nasty.

Oh! Ouch!
Again get!
School Time -
Black hole!
From time immemorial
Here the law is as follows:
Abide by the Charter -
Might is right!

All the guys in our class were engaged in karate,
Instilling fear and panic all around.
"Shaolin" called in our school the 9th "D"
Conducted classes sensei, he is fizruk!
And I, I-lish!
In karate I did not understand a BE or ME!
And I ... I ... oh
Fond of drawing anime.
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Oh! Oh!
Children's my fear:
Furious Fist
Warden - a fool,
Cattle!
Once again, I go home
With the bat head!
It is a shame!

Oh! Oh!
Who in the fight god
Like Jackie Chan
I kicked in Cachan,
Causing laughter
In all the girls!
Who merges fight
That's not sexy-boy!

All the guys in our class were engaged in karate,
They could not cope with no one around.
All the brigade was called in our school the ninth "D"
At the head was a sensei, he is fizruk.
And I, I-lish!
In karate did not understand did not understand a BE or ME.
And I ... I ... oh
Fond of drawing anime!

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In his memory
I press Delete,
Delete unnecessary files.
Time us wiser,
Time to win!

All the children received 10 years for karate,
All were sent to the place where the forest around.
Kimono jackets instead put nine "D"
With them at the same time sensei, he is fizruk.
And I, I-lish!
In karate I did not understand any of BE ME!
I ... uh, I ...
I met a girl that loves anime!