Текст песни Тимур Шаов - Сказки нашего времени

Hello , my friend, like a fairy tale , snotty ?
You see , the moon travels across the sky ?
If you suddenly otorvёshsya of beer
I am , so be it , I'll tell you something .
Laid an egg , yes girl Pestrushka .
Grandfather and grandmother beat - not pitched well - lame !
A mouse, by profession norushka ,
Tail waved , and egg - salaam alaikum !
Here's grandfather and a woman weep , but to no avail -
All meant to be, the eggs must be broken.
Evil begets evil in our age is terrible.
Do you want to know how this story ends ?
Old woman that Raskolnikov Zaruba ,
And not out of malice , and, as the plot is necessary.
The old man , drinking mountain aggravating ,
Archduke Ferdinand shoot .
What do you grimaced , not like fairy tale ?
That is not enough curled ?
Yes, hard to please you , honey ,
Would read your comic, whimsical scarecrow !
I here it 's all about transcendental ,
On fatalism , about life, about mysticism.
No , damn it, he wants to abruptly logjam ,
Cool , atasno in otpadno style.
Want abruptly ? Well , okay - you will receive !
That was the peasant's three sons ,
All three - fools , which is typical .
Athos, Porthos, and the youngest - Pinocchio
Princess met and ended all bad !
They put it , just in case ,
Straight pea under the mattress . TNT.
And the palace was only the key,
Which snykala crazy Tortilla .
Her prince has caught and tortured for a long time
Shouted : & quot; Why you such ears , Grandma ? & Quot;
Then killed , cooked and eaten , and eyny key
Do Duremara changed per quintal poppy .
The prince lived with a frog as his wife -
Decompensated pervert
Comes on a yellow gelding ridden , paranoid,
Loved the other frogs , a polygamist .
But the gray gelding turned Sivkov Bourke
And a human voice cried :
& quot; Do not eat me , you fool , I'm sick of distemper ! & quot;
And then he hanged himself on a birch .
Here is a thriller , right up to the tears, such passion !
I myself liked something !
Once our lives abruptly than blockbuster
Should be a fairy tale stronger than & quot; Faust & quot; Goethe !
Let us mythmaking , a la Alfred Hitchcock !
Kaku kids want, and they do not swell in store .
Dance, Thumbelina , hip- hop, and everything will be tip-top !
Who is against who ? Yes grandfather fir and Agnes Barto !
By City went intoxicated Godzilla
Three cats crushed and seven kids ,
A poor Stepashky , but pig - Cheburashka
With the fear of this fairy-tale look .
I look longingly , my friend, for your generation :
Everyone is waiting for the metaphysical freebies .
& quot; Sesame opens on Pike ... & quot;
A nakos - vykusi ! Oh, the times ! O mores !
Came to King Kong , The Little Mermaid killed.
Changed position heroes of fairy tales -
Old Hottabych - leader of the Wahhabi
Dobrynia vodka carries on the & quot; KAMAZ trucks & quot ;.
I'm afraid that will end all unintelligent ,
As in the fable of that , about the bird and the fox -
Crow somehow God sent , sent specifically
Right along with the cheese, and with a fox and a fabulist .
Flowing honey - beer mustache , and in the mouth it's not in a hurry ,
Think of the tale you yourself, I'm sick .
For example, as a man started a kotyaru in boots
And once he has healed nishtyak , all in heifers and greens .
In the forest, on the edge , laid an egg the old lady ,
And we bought it and ate finally
Now we are all sick of the kolkhoz salmonellosis ,
That's where the fairy tales end , who swallowed - not the tenant .
Oh, dad crying ! There is a fairy tale for the Pope :
& quot; That once upon a time with the President of the Duma .
And they lived in joy and affection ,
And they died simultaneously ... & quot;