Текст песни квн Днепр - Выписка из роддома

I would like my son to learn
as the very first day it was waiting for the folder .
I want : to see how it went ,
 staggering walk , under the table ,
he plays football ,
with him to school one day wake ,
Service for this curse
and mother together to lie.
The new year will be my son musketeer ,
in a suit of my mother's curtains,
with pins instead of spurs.
Together with him again mother from the hospital to meet ,
and the name of his sister to choose from!
That's just not to be late )))