Hot Waffles - George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
It was 1977
When the world became alive
A Sci-Fi movie so profound
Then 20 long years later
It all became a lie
When they changed it all around.
Han steps on Jabbas Tail
The old versions aren't for sale
I don't know which is worse
They put in all that CGI
And I just wanted to die
When I saw Greedo shoot first
Thats why we say:
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
But there was more to the story
Of Leia, Han and Luke
So they went back many years.
They made the prequel movies
So excited I could puke
But then all that came were tears.
Episode I just stinks
Remember Jar Jar Binks
And how he stepped in poo
It'll never be the same
Midiclorians are lame
And what's up with Naboo?
Thats why we say:
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
George Lucas came down in the form of a giant Swamp bat to abduct my childhood from where it was innocently picking flowers by a stream.
And I swear as sure as the twin sunset on Tatooine that I will never give lucas another dollar of my money at least until the Episode 3 Super Special Edition DVDs come out, I gotta get those.
I try to close my eyelids
He says the movies are for kids
But I can't believe the hype.
Because it could be just me
The news characters seem to be
All racial stereotypes
Thats why we say:
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
