"Everyone's A Hero"
CAPTAIN HAMMER
It may not feel too classy
begging just to eat.
But you know who does that? Lassie!
And she always gets a treat!
So you wonder what your part is
'cause you're homeless and depressed.
But home is where the heart is
so your real home's in your chest!
Everyone's a hero in their own way.
Everyone's got villains they must face.
They're not as cool as mine,
But, folks, you know it's fine
to know your place!
Everyone's a hero in their own way.
In their own, not-that-heroic, way!
So I thank my girlfriend, Penny.
[Yeah, we totally had sex.]
She showed me there's so many
different muscles I can flex.
There's the deltoids of compassion,
there's the abs of being kind.
It's not enough to bash in heads,
you've got to bash in minds!
Everyone's a hero in their own way,
everyone's got something they can do.
Get up, go out and fly.
Especially that guy,
he smells like poo!
Everyone's a hero in their own way:
you, and you, and mostly me, and you!
I'm poverty's new sheriff,
and I'm bashing in the slums.
A hero doesn't care if
you're a bunch of scary alcoholic bums!
Everybody!!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
CROWD
We're heroes too!
CAPTAIN HAMMER
Everyone can blaze a hero's trail.
CROWD
We're just like you!
CAPTAIN HAMMER
Don't worry if it's hard.
If you're not a freakin' 'tard
you will prevail!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
CROWD
We're heroes too!
CAPTAIN HAMMER
Everyone's a hero in their...!!
