we're gona do this song for useless
 ohhhh i was in to whips'n'things she was into pain
 i would beat her black and blue when she called me names
 chained her to the basement wall where she went insane 
and i was in to whips'n'things she was into pain
 
ohh finger fuckin sally worked at kelly's bar
 she showed me her titties in ronney murphy's car
 she was the first lady to let me go that far
 finger fuckin sally down at kelly's bar
 
and pussy eatin pamela went to kelly's high
 caught her in the bathroom, i thought she would die
 eatin susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
 pussy eatin pamela went to kelly's high
 
suck'm silly shirley came out after dark
 she would give us hand jobs in centinnial park
 all the girls would snub her, said she was a nark
 suck'm silly shirley from centinnial park
 
yess, good ole bloody marys' on the rag again 
pussy eatin pamelas' got blood on her chin
 suckm silly shirley got caught after dark 
finger fuckin sally in centinnial park
 
noww pussy eatn pamelas' in the county jail
 suckm silly shirley left town on a rail
 they sent bloody mary to the pen for life 
aaaannnnndddd finger fuckn sally 
she became my wife
 
i was into whips'n'things she was into pain 
and i would beat her black and blue when she called me names 
chained her to the basement wall where she went insane
 i was into whips'n'things she was into pain