Obey the lord of this magic mushroom kingdom
Hey Mario you’re gonna fucking die
Come with me back in time
Come with me back to 1989
Mario’s mustache
Tckles Luigi’s asshole
Two Italians in an Asian world
Eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
Jump up and squash a goomba
Fuck that give me firepower
Blowing in the cartridge this fucking piece of shit still won’t fucking work
Bought it from a tag sale you fucking dicks I want my dollar back
Blowing in the system what kind of bullshit is this anyway
Controller is all sticky now I should have never put those fucking stickers on it
The Mario and duck hunt game
Nothing beats it still to this day
I just want to shoot that goddamn dog
Motherfucker don’t you laugh at me
The ducks must be smoking crack
I’m three inches from the screen still missing
Bow your head down when before the lord
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head
(Aaaaaaah aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
They’re gonna find you in a pipe smushed up dead
(Oooooooh aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
I’m dodging fireballs in this lava pool
Where is that fucking bitch princess toadstool?
Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle
Find princess toadstool bring her to me
More than a kiss get down on your knees
I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit
Bullet bill and the turtles with wings
The cheap-cheaps and the fucking squid things
Hammer bros. got the target on your balls
And they castrate Mario for breaking koopa’s laws
No more continues
No option to save
Aaaah game over!
Bow your head down when before the lord
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head
(Aaaaaaah aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
They’re gonna find you in a pipe smushed up dead
(Oooooooh aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head
(Aaaaaaah aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
They’re gonna find you in a pipe smushed up dead
(Oooooooh aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head
(Aaaaaaah aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
They’re gonna find you in a pipe smushed up dead
(Oooooooh aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head
(Aaaaaaah aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
They’re gonna find you in a pipe smushed up dead
(Oooooooh aaaaah Mario) hail king Bowser
