Before you twist your tongue
 Know there's no chance at all
 Came here against my will
 And my wills tested strong
 Until now, I know we've never met
 But I don't want to talk and I'm already upset
 That you'll meet your demise in a drunken man's bet
 Take another pull to make certain you forget
 And to think that you're somebody's daughter
 Away at college not getting smarter
 Everything changes when all the lights in the room are as low as you,
 But don't trip you'll sober up soon
 Regain an honest perspective as you puke on the floor
 Can't remember why your knees are so cut up and sore
 And you'll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
 You'll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
 You'll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
 You'll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
 You'll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)