I kissed your lips and I tasted blood
I asked you, «What happened?»
and you said, «There'd been a fight»
You said, «I've been fighting for your honor,
but you wouldn't understand»
I said, «Hold on your honor, I'll get ice for your hand»
Oh, you've been fighting for my honor,
and I don't understand
But hold on your honor, I'll get ice for your hand
You said, «Come on baby,
let's just make love,
it's the only thing to make me better»
You said, «Come on,
let's just get you out of that sweater»
I said, «I don't kiss losers and I don't kiss winners,
and I don't fight for honor
'cause we all are born sinners
Gargle with peroxide, a steak for your eye
But I'm a vegetarian so it's a frozen pizza pie
You tell me that you care and you never do lie
And you fight for my honor but I just don't know, why
Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow
You've got me and I'm just a common whore
But I know what I am and I know what I ain't
So don't get cut 'cause I still won't be no saint
Gargle with peroxide, a steak for your eye
but I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie
You tell me that you love me and you never do lie,
and you fight for my honor but I just don't know, why
You fight for my honor and I don't understand,
but hold on your honor, I'll get ice for your hand
