29 years in human history: 
The total duration of time without war. 
What the fuck am I acting so surprised for?
'Cause if I had a dime 
For every single idiotic time 
I felt like strangling some goof on the street, 
I could afford a business class seat 
On fucking Soyuz 13. 
Straight sandwiched between 
Tom Hanks and Lance Bass. 
Already fighting, nowhere near space. 
Each of us a failed state in stark relief 
Against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek. 
Perfect world. Fantasy.