Have you heard about Uri Geller, 
His angel-face and eagle-eye? 
Snake charmer, fortune teller? 
Just a guy with a gift to mystify. 
Have you seen the real Uri Geller, 
Pulling strings with a trembling arm? 
Extra-sensorial, interstellar? 
Just a man with an ability to charm 
I Don’t need no Uri Geller 
To bend my silver spoon! 
I Don’t need no psychic propeller 
To fly me to the moon. 
God knows I’m a fucking cave dweller, 
Unaware of the mind’s power 
But I would never rely on Uri Geller 
Even in my darkest hour. 
I Don’t need no Uri Geller 
To bend my silver spoon! 
I Don’t need no psychic propeller 
To fly me to the moon.