the king he formed a band that was no good 
minions were not allowed to sit they stood 
peasants they had to go to all their concerts 
their record mandatorily they bought it 
bored of the waving hands 
bored of the little flags 
bored of the charity 
bored of the dynasty 
bored of christening ships 
bored of opening things 
the servants all have to say 
great riff your majesty 
peasants bought their t-shirts raised their status 
join the fanclub and they'd pay less taxes 
other bands were banned they were illegal 
so the king was number one eternal 
bored of the waving hands 
bored of the little flags 
bored of the charity 
bored of the dynasty 
bored of christening ships 
bored of opening things 
the servants all have to say 
great riff your majesty 
at the height of their popularity 
topped himself for enduring legacy 
bored of the waving hands 
bored of the little flags 
bored of the charity 
bored of the dynasty 
bored of christening ships 
bored of opening things 
the servants all have to say 
great riff your majesty