It was a stormy night, the house rocked with wind
my trusty sidekick Watson walked on in
wassup Holmes? what son?
there's a man here to see you
Jimmy Mortimer, it's a pleasure to meet you
I'm sorry to say but I've been given quite a shock
that and lightning seems to crackle every time I talk
I've come from Baskerville's where a murder's taken place
well did you see who did it? I thought I caught the face
of an enormous dog ten times the normal size
blood dripping from his teeth and the devil in his eyes
well I'll have to change my drawers but then we can go
wassup Holmes... what's up man?
there's more you should know
I saw converse footprints on the ground by the dead man
wat son? converse footprints watson you heard what I said
no im talking to my sidekick Watson, oh
wassup Holmes? Watson, yes? let's go
they're off on a mystery
their feet are blistery
off to Baskerville for clues they'll comb
might stop for direction or female inspection
the crazy adventures of Wassup Holmes
here's the dead body
yup dead as a ghost
Watson, wassup Holmes
look through your telescope
see if you see anything strange or slightly funny
I'll inspect the body check the wallet for money
all I see is a big dog and a man in chuck taylors
oh and a couple little girls dressed up as sailors
hmm girls dressed as sailors well that sounds suspicious
lets go sniff around for evidence
mmm delicious
What's up girls? wassup Holmes?
kill anyone today? no, we've just been here
rehearsing our school play
we're all on a submarine and we all play seamen
I'll have to change my drawers but now I'm believing
that these girls didn't do it, these girls are not guilty
wassup Holmes, Watson? he's running up the hill, see?
fast on his trail but Holmes the girls want some
oh you can't, why not, elementary school my dear watson
back on the trail again, trying to jail him
all around Baskerville they'll roam
stopping for just a snack
talking 'bout this and that
the crazy adventures of Wassup Holmes
hold it right there I'll never be caught
go sick 'em boy okay maybe not
I guess you can catch me, I'm afraid you're arrested
Is this the dog you saw Jimmy?
I dont know, lets test him here puppy puppy
that's the one, that's proof positive
wassup holmes what son we did it you're right
what, you know how it goes
so pack up my pipe cuz this case is closed!
off to the jail house
then to the ale house
for a couple beers with lots of foam
the crook's fate was sternly met
Jimmy got a tourniquet
thus ends the tale of Wassup Holmes
