Timmy Turner:
Christmas Day is here once more
Wanda:
Gifts and love and joy galore
Cosmo:
A special day that wipes the floor
Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
With the other three hundred and sixty-four
Timmy:
I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause Santa brings gifts every year
He's reading my list, he's feeding the deer
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here
I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause every other holiday reeks
New Year's Day's for mom and dad
The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad
Valentine's Day always makes me sad
Dad:
'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend
Timmy:
What?!
Cosmo & Wanda:
I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause nice fairies get their rewards
Wanda:
I got pudding, I got slacks
Cosmo:
I got all my back hair waxed
Wanda & Cosmo:
Santa grants wishes while we relax
Cosmo:
And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend
Timmy:
Stop that!
There's just no other day like Christmas
My family stays here, it's real cool
Just me, mom and dad, I'm so very glad
There's no Vicky, no Vicky, no school
Cosmo:
...and no Vicky
Timmy:
Right!
I wish everyday could be Christmas
And I get the best gift of all
My parents stay home to say:
Mom & Dad:
"We love you, Noggy"
Dad:
Mine!
Timmy:
Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all
I wish it were Christmas
How I wish it were Christmas
I wish it were Christmas each day
