Got a foot in the door
 God knows what for
 And he'll cut me down to size
 Stupidity tries
 Everything here is free
 Everything but you and me
 This painting never dries
 Stupidity tries
 So then a shoulder raised a cheer
 Coloring the sky with ash
 Because they found some privateer
 To sail across the sea of trash
 The enemy is within
 Don't confuse me with him
 The truth is otherwise
 Stupidity tries
 And so I go from floor to floor
 Looking for a port of call
 Another drunk conquistador
 Conquering the governor's ball
 Couldn't think of a thing
 That I hope tomorrow brings
 Oh what a surprise
 Stupidity tries