Текст песни Сибирский Мастурбатор - Лучший парень в школе

There is one boy , with blue eyes ,
It is a beautiful blonde with a small mustache ,
He is older than me by 2 years , approximately ,
Oh , I fell in love TEENS it immensely !

Kolya , Kolya ah , you are the best guy in school!

His muscles - like steel , they are stronger than anyone in the world ,
At 100 times squeezes enormous weights,
He does not smoke grass , and " Moment " is not breathing ,
And heavy metal on the tape does not write !

It is often up to the house to see me off ,
And the problem it solves algebra I ,
And then he says - " I miss you "
Oh, I love him as much as place finish !