i want a tragic death 
some rookie cop to see my last breath 
car crash wouldn't hurt just get me in the dirt real quick 
and I went to Lowe's 
they had a sale on some good strong rope 
adios to this life, they only let me use plastic knives 
and I think I broke your fence watching you undress last night 
chalk this up for defeat 
i'm stuck here with these bleacher seats 
i wrote a suicide note 
but i left it in a different coat 
and i would have regrets if it wasn't for the Mets in '86 
how hard could it be trying to OD with some decency 
and i'm done with this world 
all this cause i can't get the girl 
and i think i broke your fence watching you undress last night 
chalk this up for defeat 
i'm stuck here with these bleacher seats 
and i think i broke your... i think i broke your...