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  • Текст песни Tim Minchin - 3 minute song

    Исполнитель: Tim Minchin
    Название песни: 3 minute song
    Дата добавления: 30.05.2016 | 19:17:19
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    Тут расположен текст песни (слова песни) Tim Minchin - 3 minute song, перевод и видео (клип).
    My people rang me up a couple of weeks ago,
    (Yeah I’ve got people, and a phone, and a sense of the passage of time)
    Yeah they rang me up, said, “Tim, do you wanna do The Royal Variety show?”
    They want you to sing a song, it’ll be fine, fine, fine.

    But the problem with my particular oeuvre
    Is that half my songs are five minutes and over
    And the wisdom here at ITV
    Is that viewers switch off if you go past three

    And a lot of my songs have a bit of bad language
    Which causes viewers untold anguish
    It seems their tolerance for smuttiness is reserved
    For pussy puns on Are You Being Served?

    And so I… need a song that only goes for three minutes
    Without no bums nor blasphemy in it
    A tiny little knities specifically written
    For the delicate skin of contemporary Britain

    I need a song with a chorus and a verse
    Without no nasty cussin and a-cursin
    I’m a little too lewd and a little too long
    I gotta write myself a three minute song

    And they said
    Remember boy that music is like love-making:
    It’s simply self-indulgent to take it past 3 minutes.
    Remember boy that music is like love-making:
    Everybody loves a pianist, but length must have a limit.

    So I

    Need a song that only goes for three minutes
    Without no pornography or politics in it
    A little less rude and more concise
    Be yourself but brief and nice

    300 beats at 100 beats a minute
    With nice clean jokes and a hoedown in it.
    I’m a little verbose and a little bit wrong
    I gotta find myself a clean three minute song

    And even in the bridge
    I won’t be lyrically adventurous
    Conceptually contentious
    Or racially offensious
    And I won’t make double entendres at the expense of that Chinese
    For China is a country that can bring me to my knees
    For China
    For China
    For China
    For China
    For China
    For China is a cunt-ry, that will bring us to our knees.

    Ooh Mr Humphries, my pussy is out in the rain

    Ha ha ha ha

    Two, three, four (skin)

    I need a little happy clappy country song
    Nice and repetitive and not too long
    Boring enough but not too boring
    With a key change here to prevent me snoring

    I need a song that is only three minutes
    Without no bums or blasphemy in it
    You don’t get lost for lingering
    I better get a giggle with my finger-ing

    I need a song that will random me a favorite or Royalty
    And the hope that a copy of my DVD will end up under the Royal Tree
    The Queens got a stocking and I wanna be in it
    And apparently she’ll only watch for 3 minutes
    Don’t mind I’ll be done in 3...

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