WRITTEN BY KEVIN BACON 
Oh he was a cold cold man 
Touched him with a cold cold hand 
Raised him with an iron glove 
Down in the city of brotherly love 
There he waited at the top 
Legs on fire I thought I'd drop 
Man it was a big big hill 
Swear to god I'm climbing still 
I will never be as tall 
As his mark upon the wall 
But I'm afraid that I've begun 
To cast a shadow on the son 
I want to break this legacy 
Change this angry history 
And plant a brand new family tree 
I guess the rest is up to me 
CHORUS 
I gotta chop wood I gotta carry water 
Hold my boy and respect my daughter 
And when I take my rest 
I'll know I did the best I could 
Chop Wood Carry Water 
Oh he was a strange strange lad 
All those wicked thoughts he had 
Left to build his little world 
And he left you with a lonely girl 
Yeah you were the princely one 
You bear the burden of the first born son 
But man it was a peasant's goal 
Cigarettes and rock and roll 
Now you can try and hold it in 
But you will never be as thin 
And you can never take the floor 
Because you never went to war 
You want to break this legacy 
Change this angry history 
And plant a brand new family tree 
Here's some cheap advice from me 
Brother gotta 
Chop wood you gotta carry water 
Hold your boy and respect your daughter 
And when you take your rest 
You'll know you did the best you could 
Chop Wood Carry Water 
Now you can build yourself a monument 
Yeah you can write your name in stone 
But you're checking out like you checked in Naked and alone 
CHORUS