HE CRASHED INTO MY LIFE 
OF THAT MUCH I AM SURE 
THE FIRST TIME THAT I MET HIM
HE KNOCKED ME TO THE FLOOR 
HE NEVER SHOWED NO MERCY 
HIM THE HUNTER, ME THE PREY 
VICTIM HAD BECOME MY NAME 
AND THERE WAS NO ESCAPE. 
CHORUS: 
THEY CALL HIM JAGERMEISTER 
HES THE DEVIL IN A SHOT GLASS 
THEY CALL HIM JAGERMEISTER 
GOD DAMN, HE KICKED MY ASS 
THEY CALL HIM JAGERMEISTER 
HES THE DEVIL IN A SHOT GLASS 
THEY CALL HIM JAGERMEISTER 
HE WINS AGAIN. AGAIN IVE LOST. 
I MET HIM ON THAT OCCASION 
AND MANY MORE TIMES SINCE THEN 
HE BECAME A PART OF MY LIFE 
I KNEW THAT WED BE FRIENDS 
BUT HE WAS OUT ON A MISSION 
TO TORMENT AND ANNIHILATE 
TO STEAL AWAY MY MEMORY 
AND TAMPER WITH MY FATE. 
JAGER, JAGER, JAGER, JAGERMEISTER X2 
HES WAITING AROUND THE CORNER AND 
HES EVERYWHERE THAT I GO 
HES ALWAYS READY TO ATTACK 
TO DELIVER THAT KNOCKOUT BLOW 
AND WHEN HES THERE WITH RED-BULL 
YOUD BETTER BE PREPARED 
TWICE AS NICE, TWICE AS EVIL 
JAGERMEISTER DOESNT CARE. 
JAGERMEISTER NO MORE JAGERMEISTER!