Santa comes once a year, we all know
he don't use the chimney, got a key to my door ... oh
Oh, look what Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
He came in cold *), zipped my tea
He sat my wife upon his knee ... oh Lord!
Oh, look what Santa did (he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
He drank my eggnog, he nicked my cake
He grabbed my wife and gave her a shake ... oh Lord!
Oh, look what Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
Break: Woke up Christmas morning, Santa ain't around
Only because the kid ran him outta town ... oh
Oh, look what Santa did (he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
Oh, ... oh look what Santa did!
Oh, ... oh look what Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
