Standing on the rooftops night after night,
My face in a mask and my suit`s real tight.
Looking out for people in this troubled town
But there`s a whole other issue that brings me down cuz...
When you`re fighting I get all tense
I feel a funny little tingle in my spider-sense
But an ancient rule leaves no possibility
With great power comes straight responsibility.
Superheroes can`t be gay!
We must fight our urges,
Save our fellow man.
But no touching y`all, but no touching
Superheroes can`t be gay!
That`s a rule that`s written
And that kinda sucks.
But not dick, cuz that would be gay
Taking down thugs, we are this city`s lights
But all I realy crave is what`s inside your tights
That`s the hardest fight, the one I`ll never win
I wanna upside-down lick your manly chin
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars
Let me see what love is like with superhuman powers
But you know, Mary Jane, it can never be us
Cuz a hero and queero ain`t the same and thus...
Superheroes can`t be gay!
We must fight the villains
Forever vigilant.
"Vigilant" is not latin for "gay".
Superheroes can`t be gay!
Catching those who is badass,
Throwing them in jail.
I can`t stop thinking about bad ass...
I never thought that you and me...
would have a triple layered case of secrecy
Cuz in day I`m a guy...
But at night I can fly
And I just realized I`m in love with a guy, he`s a...
Superhero just like me,
That is why we have to do it this quietly,
So I head up to the room and when I open up the door I go...
Oooooh!..
Oh man, you`re so sexy and steamy.
Kryptonite in your pants?
No, you`re happy to see me...
The groove is on and the time is right,
Let me light up those candles with my laser-sight.
I couldn`t ask for a more perfect day,
The hero in my pants is going up up up and away
And I`m ready for more...
Superheroes can`t be gay!
Comics always told me
Who I wanted to be.
Wathever happened to "locking the door"?
Superheroes can`t be gay!
The world is crashing in me.
And this is kinda... gross!
It`s not what you think, he`s my brother!
Shut up, you`re making it worse!
Superheroes can`t be gay!
Just like in the bible,
Comics are really strict.
It`s uptight, but not in the right way
Superheroes can`t be gay!
Living in denial,
Dressed as Bonney M.
I really dig that band, man.
Superheroes can`t be gay!
We must fight our urges,
Save our fellow man.
But no touching, y`all, but no touching!
Superheroes can`t be gay!
That`s a rule that`s written
And that kinda sucks.
But not dick, cuz that would be gay.
Superheroes can`t be gay!
