We walked in starched up with our ostrich on
She was sittin’ at the end of the bar drinkin’ all alone
I could tell she was high maintenance by the look she was givin’
I knew right then she was straight in to some gold diggin’
She’s a gold digger,
that girl wants it all
She’ll have you washed up,
beat up,
boy with your back to the wall
She’s got a ten cent heart,
and a million dollar figure
There ain’t no doubt in my mind,
she’s a gold digger
Well,
ol’ Clyde walked up,
said can I sit down
She said I’ll dance with you all night long
if you’ll buy me a round
Six months later,
she’s a hundred thousand richer
And Clyde’s broke sleepin’ on my couch,
cause of the gold digger
REPEAT CHORUS
Well I ran into her a few months ago
She flashed me them pretty blues,
my heart hit the floor
Now Clyde’s cardboard box is big,
but mine’s a little bigger
She’s got us broke sleepin’ under a bridge,
cause she’s a gold digger
We’re both broke sleepin’ under a bridge thanks to the gold digger.
