Sit around and watch the tube but, nothings on 
Change the channels for an hour of two Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
 I'm sick of all the same old shit In a house with unlocked doors
 And I'm fucking lazy
 Bite my lip and close my eyes
 Take me away to paradise
 I'm so damn bored I'm going blind !!! 
And I smell like shit
 Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
 I sure as hell can't do it by myself
 I'm feeling like a dog in heat
 Barred indoors from the summer street
 I locked the door to my own cell
 And I lost the key
 Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling 
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
 My mother says to get a job 
But she don't like the one she's got
 When masturbation's lost its fun
 You're fucking breaking
 Bite my lip and close my eyes 
Take me away to paradise
 I'm so damn bored
 I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice 
Bite my lip and close my eyes
 Slipping away to paradise
 Some say, Quit or I'll go blind.
 But it's just a myth