[Vriska:] 
*laughs* 
Aww, he's going to sing me a song 
How cute 
[Karkat:] 
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight 
She loves the theater, and she'll never come late 
She'd never bother with the people she hates 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 
[Vriska:] 
*spits drink, coughs* 
Wh-what!? 
She doesn't like crap games with the barons and earls 
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls 
Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 
She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair 
Life without care 
She's broke, but it's ok' 
She hates California, it's cold and it's damp 
That's why the lady is a tramp! 
[Vriska:] 
*gasp* Well, I never! 
I am NOT a tramp! 
You know what--hold my purse--I am going up there! 
I have a bone to pick with Mr. Karkat Vantas! 
Hmph! Rrgh...! 
Let me through! 
Do you know who I am!? 
[Karkat:] 
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight 
She likes the theater, and she'll never be late 
I don't usually bother with the people I hate 
That's how I got stuck here with this tramp! 
She doesn't like crap games, not with barons or earls 
She's too 'delicate' for Harlem, and she dresses in ermine and pearls--WHO DOES THAT!? 
She won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls (within ear-shot) 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 
She likes the free, fresh wind in her hair 
Life without a care 
She's broke, and that's ok' 
Hates California, it's too cold and too damp 
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp! 
That's why the lady 
That's why the lady 
That's why the lady is a tramp! 
[Vriska:] 
Stop the music! 
I said stop it! 
Mr. Vantas! I am speechless... 
Oh, I just... *gasp* 
I've never in my entire life been so... 
So... 
Impressed~! 
Not bad, kid.