You're a beautiful girl 
And your pants are on so tight 
That when you stand just right 
I can see it all 
When you're on the beach 
And your bikini's soaking wet 
I see a fuzzy silhouette 
As I look down below 
I see your camel toe 
Your biscuit, your beavage 
I see your cooter cleavage 
Your monkey, your muffin 
You ain't hidin' nothin' 
Your coochie, your flapper 
You're showin' off your snapper 
Your camel toe 
It looks alright so baby let it show 
Looks like a big taco 
I see your camel toe 
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam) 
I could really go 
For a sideways sloppy joe 
Or a tuna casserole 
Baby don't you know 
I never thought I'd see 
So much of your anatomy 
Your jeans are so tight 
I'm learning gynecology 
I see your camel toe 
- Your labia, your vulva 
Ooh ya know i love ya 
- Pudenda, vagina, nothin' could be finer. 
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy. 
Your camel toe 
It looks alright so baby let it show 
Looks like a big taco 
I see your camel toe 
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam) 
Your biscuit, your beavage 
I see your cooter cleavage 
Your monkey, your muffin 
You ain't hidin' nothin' 
Your coochie, your flapper 
You're showin' off your snapper 
Your camel toe 
It looks alright so baby let it show 
Looks like a big taco 
I see your camel toe