You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
Oh, that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seemed
Not as daft as they seemed
My love, when you dream them up
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she's told she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Says she wasn't going but she went still
Likes a gentleman not to be gentle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?
Oh, that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seemed
Not as daft as they seemed
My love, when you dream them up
Oh, Flo, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Ohhh...
You're falling about
You took a left off 'Last Laugh Lane'
Just sounding it out
But you're not coming back again
You're falling about
You took a left off 'Last Laugh Lane'
You're just sounding it out
But you're not coming back again
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress ( you're falling about )
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis ( You took a left off 'Last Laugh Lane' )
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though ( you're just sounding it out )
That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal? ( but you're not coming back again )
