Текст песни Уральские пельмени - Про порося

That did not eat all semyayayaya
We bought a pig
pig molooochnogo
Pink, sooochnogo
In the evening we wanted to eat -
but for it has stood the test - EARLY !!!

To mass narostiiit,
we have become a pig feed,
obetkami, mud,
garbage, sludge,
on Kupala like to eat -
but again stood the test - EARLY !!!

In pigs 8th dinner
and only see the light through the father,
and today in the morning
a rib pierced shit
Ilya wanted to eat -
but again I stood the test - even a little -CHUT !!!

We are sitting at home on the stove
We eat bricks.
A pig looks at us
it eats us.
On the cover is decided to set -
Thank God he died-in-law !!!

We sharpened ax
to execute judgment
We sharpen knives
Where cut here - the show!
But again, we do not eat -
Where cut here knew only teest AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

And growing pig eating a 100% crop
Led so in Russia -
All the piglets eat
This proportion of people -
 endlessly feed the pigs
ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!