Lyrics: stop the match!
there's a cat on the pitch
stop the match!
there's a cat on the pitch
stop the match!
there's a cat on the pitch
the referee is baffled and the players are bemused
the crowd has stopped their singing and are looking quite confused
you blink under the floodlights and your whiskers twitch
how did you find your way onto a football pitch?
you ran straight past brad friedel
he's convinced that a good feed'll
sort you out
look at those little paws run
were you looking for michael dawson
or dirk kuyt?
stop the match!
there's a cat on the pitch
stop the match!
there's a cat on the pitch
stop the match!
there's a cat on the pitch
the fourth official thinks quickly, gives the rulebook a scan
wonders if you were protesting luis suarez's ban?
the crowd applaud, sing, cheer and laugh
as you're scooped up by a steward and taken for an early bath
with your speed and agility
your ability
kept you out of peril
you didn't break a sweat
and you were more of a threat
to the goal than andy carroll
