Happy day!
The agonizing wait has finally come to a happy end!
The universe has granted us its blessing
Happiness is knowing
That you'll never have to waste
Another keystroke or pen stroke
On marking your meaning
Apparently the written word has been lacking
A certain 'je ne sais quoi'
Just how any other writers survived
Life before the
Semi-colon and the open bracket
Hooked up as soulmates
Shakespeare and Orwell
Must be turning in their graves!
Or at least turning their heads sideways
Open bracket, semi-colon?
You're fucking kidding me!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
Mark of a moron!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
Come on now seriously!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
This is a fucking con!
Lost for words?
We have that in common
Lost for words?
It leads me to suspect that
You've nothing of meaning
Or value to say
Basically, if you can't make your meaning plain
With all the richness of the English language
And you have to resort to
Cartoon faces made with punctuation marks
Then you're a dick
