LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ROBOCOP!
VS!
THE TERMINATOR!
BEGIN!
RoboCop:
Freeze! I suggest you use your right to remain silent
Before I show your robot ass some Detroit violence
I'm like an X-Wing commander, cause I stay on target
I take over these streets like I'm a farmer's market
I wonder where the Cyberdyne research went
That they couldn't fix your funky Hans and Franz accent
They sent you back to kill a child, he's defeating you still
They shoulda made a time-traveling morning after pill
And I didn't think I had any feelings left inside me
But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3
I'm RoboCop, and I got the flow to beat roided-out C-3PO
I got the mic control like alt, delete
Your move, creep
Terminator:
Wrong, I have detailed files to the conclusion of your trilogy
That movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry
I am T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101
And I'll be sweeping up your Robo-bits like paperclips when I'm done
My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and GAT's and grenades
That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg
We're not the same, you peel away, I perfect ????? fight super computers
You look like Krang wearing a cold-press juicer
They left off your balls when your suit was created
Ellen Murphy:
I still love you, Alex
Terminator:
Bullshit! Your sex life is terminated
Based on my detailed analysis of the lyrical structure of battle raps
It's time for your next shit verse, and then, I'll be back
RoboCop:
You don't know love, you don't know honor
You only know a program robot boner for John Connor
OCP gave me the skills to wreck this
I can't help it if I'm fresh, it's my prime directive
Terminator:
I'll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal cords
Then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge
RoboCop:
Nice try, but I'm too quick on the draw
What can go wrong for you will, creep: Murphy's law
Terminator:
Chill out, dickwad, your emotions are wrecking your flow
I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode
You're too slow, I have ??? more steam to machines than a barista
It's Judgement Day, baby, hasta la vista
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
