Текст песни Уральские пельмени - Песня про Федору, которая любила рожать.

In the village, under the station Ayat,
Living mother, who loved to give birth.
Fedor *! *
No one has time it is delivered,
How much stomach starts vypyachena.
* Bulges! *
The first eight were hurt her to give birth,
And then you stopped noticing.
Senior older junior by 40 years.
Junior under 40 years older.
* Logical *
Stopped into the house all the kids get involved.
* Oh, get involved! *
Of all the slots detishechki stick!
From the courtyard Theodora heard a terrible op:
That children burst old fence.
* Oh-oh-oh-Owari! *
River suffered the kids in the fields!
* Oh, the fields! *
We pulled people to the river here and there.
Who bucket itself zacherpnёt boy,
Who dragnet couple pick up.
* Poachers! *
And Fedor bears all day and night:
* Oh, day and night! *
Son of the morning, a half-day to twins, daughter of the night.
Names have already gone to the fifth round,
A Gennadiev all 15 pieces.
* Many gene! *
But then, last Fedor does not give birth,
A sitting and bitter tears shed.
She said that this work is in vain:
For the second only give money!
* Carefully read the law, women! *