Текст песни Уральские пельмени - Как хорошо быть мужиком

How nice to be a man :
Do not have to shave your legs machine ...
And pluck hairs ,
Then check the palm ...

How nice to be a man :
Do not have to clean the whole house ,
You do not have to wash the windows ...
Why just do they have to be washed ?

Children do not need us to give birth,
We can only wash them ...
We have a month to wash them
Her , as well as foreign and ...

Men do not care about the question
About brittle hair tips ...
And turn to the toilet
In men , imagine not!

The guy just be the class!
Few men now!
In our time, a special style
If a man - man!

As well all my life to be able to
With two shots just do not get drunk ,
Then make all the brain -
As well be a man !

After six you can eat ,
Let sweater vlazit not you all ...
Hang sides , hanging belly ,
But it is not necessary to paint the mouth!

The guy just be the class!
Few men now!
In our time, a special style
If a man - man!

It is not necessary to dry hair
And then prepare two o'clock ...
On a closet full of things to look
There, where there is nothing to wear ...

On the track , since the need will secure -
It does not matter !
You can stand at the wheel
And even though you stand there half an hour !

The guy just be the class!
Few men now!
In our time, a special style
If a man - man!

In our time, a special style
If a man - man!