Текст песни Уральские пельмени - Новогодняя еда

Song of the Christmas meal
And I usually under a fur coat herring
I still eat and of course with vodka
After all, you can only combine with vodka
Carrots , mayonnaise , beets and herring
I am a cake I bought in the store
And about me all night forgotten ...
But the first morning ... I Zayd beautiful ...
Can tea and a ... Can a beer and ...
And I my champagne cork scare
In which women talk spoon
Mole Tipo GAZ cars in tip knocks
Although everything about everyone understands GAZ cars
And we dumplings on the board standing
On holiday with bolkona staring out the window
We are here to sixth prozivaem
With skiing, sled with holiday meeting
We saw smoke coming out
As Aunt Lyuba stuffed nose
As a boy kissing boy
And the mystery of his will carry out in boiling water
Chorus:
A New Year's food in the form of songs always
Does not disappear never Christmas food (2)
I nastoechka father- creation
In other words, with the alcohol jam
I he insisted all offers
But not all the chimes to survive
I triangle sliced ​​bread
After all, New Year and not just dinner
I stand on the sideboard , on a stool ,
On the TV and on the banquette
Stood on the floor , on the back of the sofa
Stood on tremonocheh years bayan
Even on the vacuum cleaner Ural
Only on the table was never
I'm hot I exist !
I usually prepare a blank !
But to me , only those will survive ...
Those who nalivochku tests do not drink
Chorus:
I'm a creative salad with dried apricots
With walnuts and ham
Honey and cheese and jam on the bottom
But learning all take part of May , Olivier !
I mayonnaise - king of all banquets
My fridge 20 packs
Food Savior say about me
Fixed I did this one salad
And we have prepared three buckets
We just stay till the morning
And in the refrigerator loaded us in a place ...
Eat only nalivochku -law
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