Despair to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the Top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath that says:
"We are defenders of any poseur
Or professional pretender around"
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Like a fist replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Assuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
ПЕРЕВОД
Отчаянье доходит до такой степени, что они вынуждены
Объяснять, о чем анекдот, ещё не закончив его расказывать.
Отчаянное стремление быть на виду,
Беспрестанное сидение перед телевизором.
Отчаянье доходит до такой степени, что они вынуждают и тебя
Ещё не дорассказав анекдот, объяснять, что в нём, блять, было смешного,
Прости, солнышко, но смешного ничего и нет.
Эта шутка не вошла в хит-парад.
Это повторяется в тысячный раз, и юмор становится всё грубее,
Когда тебя таки нагнут, не удивляйся:
Предупреждали же, что ради этого ты и выступаешь.
Она увидела это и вцепилась в него, оно не было тем, чем казалось.
Все дети мечтают заняться этим - понимайте как хотите.
Ещё одна вариация на тему
"Драка за пульт от телевизора или за журнал".
Ты считаешь, что они делают это для смеха?
Ты считаешь, что их заставляют дать клятву? Они говорят:
"Мы защищаем всех местных позёров
И профессиональных притворщиков".
Когда этот список заменить, повертеть и повернуть,
Как кулаком заменять поцелуи на озабоченность?
И если ты беспокоишься, то я не хочу, чтобы твои молитвы...
Сохрани их на следующее утро.
Это повторяется в тысячный раз, и юмор становится всё грубее.
Когда тебя таки нагнут, не удивляйся:
Предупреждали же, что ради этого ты и выступаешь.
Давай-ка попробуем вытащить медвежонка из автомата.
Слишком медленно, может быть, у меня получится быстрее?
Мы глупеем прямо на глазах.
Давай-ка попробуем вытащить медвежонка из автомата.
Слишком медленно, может быть, у меня получится быстрее?
Мы глупеем прямо на глазах.
Хорошо, пусть всё в мире одинаково,
Кто захочет служить людям,
Если среди них есть такие, как ты? Despair to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it does not exist
It was not in the Top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Do not be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it
She saw it and she grabbed it and it was not what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath that says:
& quot; We are defenders of any poseur
Or professional pretender around & quot;
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Like a fist replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I do not want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Do not be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Assuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?
TRANSLATION
Despair comes to such a degree that they are compelled
Explain, as an anecdote, not yet finished his raskazyvat.
The desperate desire to be seen,
Constantly sitting in front of a TV.
Despair comes to such an extent that they force thee
Not yet dorasskazav anecdote to explain that it fucking was funny,
I'm sorry, honey, but there is nothing funny.
The joke was not included in the hit parade.
This is repeated for the thousandth time, and humor becomes rougher,
When you did to bend, do not be surprised:
Also warned that for the sake of you and acts.
She saw it and clung to him, it would not be what it seemed.
All children dream to do this - you know what you want.
Another variation on the theme
& quot; The fight for the TV remote or the magazine & quot ;.
You think they do it for a laugh?
Do you think that they are forced to take the oath? They say:
& quot; We protect all local poseur
And professional pretenders & quot ;.
When this list is replaced, twirl and turn,
As the fist to replace kissing concern?
And if you're worried, I do not want your prayers ...
Save them the next morning.
This is repeated for the thousandth time, and humor is getting rougher.
When you did to bend, do not be surprised:
Also warned that for the sake of you and acts.
Let's try to get the bear out of the machine.
Too slow, maybe I can do it faster?
We glupeem right before our eyes.
Let's try to get the bear out of the machine.
Too slow, maybe I can do it faster?
We glupeem right before our eyes.
Well, let all the world equally,
Who wants to serve the people,
If among them there are, how are you? | |
