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There is nothing funnier than alcohol
And there is nothing more opposite cucumber!
I mixed up the sugar and salt
And he looked like a scoundrel.
I mixed up the sugar and salt
And he looked like a scoundrel!

No one is waiting, and the tree does not warm,
The dog is sleeping, but the clock is ticking.
Moon and boundless prairies
Why did you cast on the scales?
Moon and boundless prairies
Why did you cast on the scales?

I am a traveler, I road road,
I'm an astronaut, I'm Kurt, I Vonnegut.
I lie down drunk at the threshold,
Perhaps in the morning pick up.
I lie down drunk at the threshold -
Perhaps in the morning pick up!

Nelёgok way from St. Petersburg to Mecca
But I crossed goat and a spider!
I see every man
The shadow of his moneylender.
I see every man
The shadow of his, oh, oh!

In the ring subway in smoke cigarettes,
Fire extinguishers in the film without end.
I became bluestone
And Skewed porch!

I'm a climber, seventh floor without elevator
Where the doors were cast your profile,
When you're a little half-liter -
Add water and make a liter!
When you're small half-liter -
Just add water!!!

As well two months do not drink,
How good love to do,
And if you do not smoke in the morning,
Then what for to wake up?
If you do not smoke in the morning,
Then what to wake up ?!

That's why I can not stand,
That's why I'm drunk without wine,
When we begin to sing -
Ofigevayu whole country.
When we begin to sing -
We were singing along the whole country!

There is nothing funnier than alcohol
And there is nothing more opposite cucumber
I mixed up the sugar and salt
And he looked like a scoundrel.
I mixed up the sugar and salt
And he looked like a scoundrel!