5 am driving down the street
my eyes don't see cause im drunk
My friends on the backseet but i feel
we're not gonna get too far
I got to go to the left but i turn to the right
crooked cops right beyond the left side
will they let me go i got to know
if i need to start a fight
Please, Mr or mrs or whatever u are
I didn't steel from a bank I didn't kill anyone
I just had 2 cans of beer and a whiskey jar
Please let me go home I won't get any far
Please Mr or Mrs
Or whatever u are
I didn't steel from a bank
I didn't kill anyone
Oh mr. cop i commited a crime
and I'm guilty as I can be
But I can swear it's gonna be the last time
so won't u please release me
I can't have any sex if I am on my own
I need to get to my home not alone
I got 2 guys on a backseat and 1 pack of beer
and when we'll get back home we won't be that clean
Drive sober or get pulled over *4
I hope u caught up a moral of this song
how to steel 2 guys and get them to ur home
When u bluff 2 cops on ur very own
And enslaved 2 guys and followed cops back home