A cleaning woman was shot in a Bank Robbery in Cricklewood yesterday evening. She is said to be safe and comfortable in hospital. The bank was broken into by two masked men. They have not yet been found. A total of 1 million pounds was stolen in the robbery and a bag of jewels was also taken. The jewels were kept in a bank safe by Lady Crickle who was told the bad news late last night by the bank manager. “Most of my jewels were made of gold”, she told reporters. “My favorite ring was made in China three hundred years ago. I can’t possibly buy another one”.
A red Ford Fiesta was seen near the bank and was later found in a car park at Heathrow Airport. A reward is being offered by the police for any information about the crime.