Текст песни 1983 год - Артист был плох

The actor was bad, and the play - anywhere

The actor was bad, and the play - anywhere,
And the scenery - go out and shoot,
On the chairs - the dust, in the lobby - a continuous row,
And the music is such that I can not sleep.

Crowd scene - well, drunk to the drunk,
And in the locker room rudeness as in barbecue.
Glavrezh though dressed as attache,
But on the face is very indecent.

Fortunately, not go behind the scenes -
Dame, say, and not to joke:
Worth firefighter - pure crocodile
And two grimёrshi - both prostitutes.

Bottles in costume - like bedbugs,
Two in the third act thrown in a box.
All the action of the snow brought down two suspended balls -
Drifts piled up that give you God.

So how do you work out, that never
Sold out, this company did not get off?
The buffet food is tremendous,
And the audience to valyl shaft.