You see her walking into the room
She knows you’re there
You fix up your hair.
It’s a secret dance of glares
She sets you up like a bowling pin
But you’ll strike out anyway.
She’s got another companion
Still she wants you to get her a drink.
So you fix her up a tonic and gin
While she’s masturbating him
With an educated grin.
The pollination process begins
From flower to flower everyone wins
‘till holy matrimony step sin
‘till drops are flying in your dry martini
Is it cruel to say you’ll regret it someday?
You say you want to get married soon
She’s all for drinks after three
She says she’ll marry but she’s talking to him
She wants a ballroom with a groom
But in her dreams she wasn’t sleeping with you.
They will get married and have a handful of kids
They’re doin’ okay
But it wasn’t meant to be that way
They’ll have a house with a nice facade
But underneath they’re really falling apart.
The pollination process begins
From flower to flower everyone wins
‘till holy matrimony step sin
‘till drops are flying in your dry martini
Is it cruel to say that you’ll regret it someday?
The pollination process begins
From flower to flower everyone wins
‘till holy matrimony step sin
‘till drops are flying in your dry martini
Is it cruel to say you’ll regret it someday?