We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy. He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a-British Steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy. He must be happy
He must be happy in his work...
Nigel is not outspoken, but he likes to speak
And he loves to be spoken to (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his work (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his work (his world)
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy. He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh ooh ooh)
We only want what's best for him (ooh ooh ooh)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh ooh ooh)
Nigel just needs this helping hand (ooh ooh ooh)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh ooh ooh)
He has his future in a-British Steel (ooh ooh ooh)
Steel, steel, steel, steel, steel, steel, yeah
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh ooh ooh)
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel (ooh ooh ooh)...