That's all you got?
I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um
Get my face pasted to linoleum
Kitchen floor shit
Some college dorm shit
Facedown in a bloodstained carpet
Get chicks at the farmers' market
White girls buy produce
Take them home make them drink Grey Goose
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd
I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle
Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial
Oh that's a drunk dial drunk sexting
Drunk stagger drunk swagger
I don't rap good it don't matter
Can't sing good. it don't matter
Cause I'm whacked-out sleepwalking
On a quest for God at my friend's apartment
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd
When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence"
Awkward
Awkward
Super Soaker filled with Four Loko
Plus SoCo real gross yo
I go ham and cheese on rolls
That's a metaphor. Another metaphor:
Like icing on a Cinnabon
Like a hot chick that ain't no fun
Listen I'ma teach you a lesson
Let's start at number
One: Sleep is the best way to save money
Two: Money is the best way to have sex
Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing
Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep
So stay up until you wake up
Stupidfacedd
