Long ago with vertigo, o, o
he had a fatal accident
the balance of barry's had went
and nothing could prevent him falling off
the bu, bu,bu bungalow
the night was young and barry begun downing a pint in the pub
the plan was he would have a curry then soak up the suds in the tub
he took a sup as he stood up he fell on to the floor with a yell
he hit the deck, but what th eck, baz says, "i'm feelin' swell"
he buys the scran, back in the van, headed home to relax
before he sees the door barry is plagued with panic attacks.
the answer phone had one message that pushed barry over the edge
"is that barry the roofer man? please come to me as quick as you can"
barry the roofer, barry the roofer, barry the roofer man
he misses his meal, back at the wheel, with ladders and his map
a dude in despair with a roof to repair, is betting barry's the chap
barry assemessed the damage and guessed, to leave it alone is probably the best
the customer cried "fix it man"
barry the roofer, barry the roofer, barry the roofer man
barry the roofer, barry the roofer, barry the, barry the, barry the, barry the
the balance of barry's had went...
barry the roofer... barry the, barry the...