If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?
And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone
Что, если бы Бог курил ганджубас?
Если бы у Бога были длинные волосы
И бородка,
Если бы у него был стеклянный взгляд,
Если бы Он ступал нечетко,
Вы бы поверили в Его историю?
В то, что конъюнктивит* виноват?
И да, да, Бог выглядит загорелым,
И да, да, Бог коноплей не пахнет.
И да, да, да...
Что, если бы Бог курил ганджубас?
Как некоторые из нас забивал бонг**?
Водил микроавтобус (в веселый окрас)
И слушал Rolling Stones?
Когда Бог создавал этот мир,
В самом начале,
Может, Он выращивал семена?
Адам и Ева скучали,
Змей их «яблоком» искусил,
За это они поплатились сполна?
И да, да, Бог выглядит великолепно,
И да,да, Бог коноплей не пахнет.
И да, да, да...
Что, если бы Бог курил ганджубас?
Был ли Он пьян, когда создавал утконоса?
Когда создавал эту Землю, наш дом?
Любит ли Он Pearl Jam или Stones? - вот такие вопросы.
А может Он слушает свой рок, у него есть свой бас,
Там в облаках, где небесный трон?
И когда святые маршируют, отбивая такт,
Может быть Бог сидит и курит косяк?
*воспаление соединительной оболочки глаза
**устройство для курения (обычно — каннабиса, также табака и др.) If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed ...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah ...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?
And yeah, yeah ... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah ...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone
What if God smoked gandzhubas?
If God had long hair
And the beard,
If he had a glazed look,
If he steps clearly,
Would you believe his story?
In what conjunctivitis * fault?
And yes, God looks tanned,
And yes, God does not smell of cannabis.
And yes, yes, yes ...
What if God smoked gandzhubas?
As some of us scored a bong **?
I drove a vehicle (in a cheerful color)
And listening to Rolling Stones?
When God created this world,
At the beginning,
Maybe he grew the seeds?
Adam and Eve were bored,
Snake their "apple" tempted,
For this they are paid in full?
And yes, God looks great,
And yes, God does not smell of cannabis.
And yes, yes, yes ...
What if God smoked gandzhubas?
Was he drunk when he created the platypus?
When I am creating this earth, our home?
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones? - That such questions.
And can he hear his fate, he has his own bass,
There in the clouds, where the heavenly throne?
When the Saints Go Marching In, beating time,
Maybe God sits and smokes a jamb?
* inflammation of the connective membrane of the eye
** smoking device (usually - cannabis and tobacco, etc.). Смотрите также: | |
