Текст песни Sweatpant Boners - Pee With Your Father

When times are hard and your girlfriend is cheating,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
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When the kids at school; giving you a beating,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!

All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the girls,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!
.
When you try to fry your steak and your house burns down.
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!

When you're drunk at the circus and you feel up the clown,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
.
When you get thrown out of school for booing the teacher,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!

When you're thrown out of church for heckling the preacher,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
.
All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the ladies,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!

OY! OY! OY!
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OY! OY! OY!
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OY! OY! OY!
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When you crap your pants at the batting cage,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!

When you fall on your ass at the bowling lane,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
.
When you're sliding into home and you throw a bit of bone,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!

So you think you are the man because you wipe it with your hand,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
.
All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the ladies,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!