Everyone has treir true best friend
But not everytime him you can stand
He is not a normal guy
He likes to watch unusual porn films
And he imagines it to be real
He suggests me it to try
It's not right
He likes "cream pie" and "BDSM"
In asian asses penetrations
And his brown eyes start to shine
It's all acceptable for people
But when in film they are so little
Dude, you've overstepped the line
It's not right
Midget porn is too far
Their poses and their stars
Don't want time on it to spend
I seem to feel sick
He has such a little dick
You are so stupid, my friend
So I took him to psych on weekend
Because I wanted to help my friend
But what I saw was not cool
When his office I have entered
Such an irony has happened
Doctor was a midget too
Midget porn is too far
Their poses and their stars
Don't want time on it to spend
I seem to feel sick
He has such a little dick
You are stupid my friend
